You’ll notice a few posts all at once, there’s been some issues with my blog lately and I haven’t been able to post anything.
The awesome admin, Danny, got everything fixed so I’m up and running again.
Just wanted to say Happy New Year and a belated Merry Christmas to everyone!
All you men out there. Take notes.
41 ways to melt a women’s heart
There are many things that make a woman weak at the knees. Now find out how to truly melt her heart…
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex…
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
I found this on another site, click here to see the original post.
Occasionally I find cool shit while browsing using Stumble and I thought this was rather interesting.
This was written by Victoria Martyn and posted here.
50 SIMPLE CHARMS
by Victoria Martyn
Who says that magick has to be complex? Here are fifty simple charms that utilize many different common items, herbs, fruits and vegetables. Note: Please do not use any of these charms in place of medical treatment, or when outside help is obviously advisable.
1. Lay thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil from your dwelling.
2. Eat a pinch of thyme before bed, and you will have sweet dreams.
3. Place chips of cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you.
4. Carry an anemone flower with you to ward against illness.
5. Hang a bit of seaweed in the kitchen to ward evil spirits.
6. Keep a jar of alfalfa in your cupboards to ensure the prosperity of your house.
7. Burn allspice as an incense to draw money or luck to you, as well as speed healing.
8. Cut an apple in half, and give one half to your love to ensure a prosperous relationship.
9. Carry an avocado pit with you to let your inner beauty shine outwardly.
10. Avocado is an aphrodisiac.
11. Strawberries are an aphrodisiac.
12. Place a piece of cotton in your sugar bowl to draw good luck to your house.
13. Celery is an aphrodisiac.
14. Place almonds in your pocket when you need to find something.
15. Scatter chili peppers around your house to break a curse.
16. Carrying a packet of strawberry leaves will help ease the pains of pregnancy.
17. Scatter some sugar to purify a room.
18. Throw rice into the air to make rain.
19. Carry a potato in your pocket or purse all winter to ward against colds.
20. Eat five almonds before consuming alcohol, to lighten the effects of intoxication.
21. Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away.
22. Chew celery seeds to help you concentrate.
23. Carry a chunk of dry pineapple in a bag to draw luck to you.
24. Ask an orange a yes or no question before you eat it, then count the seeds: if the seeds are an even number, the answer is no. If an odd number, yes.
25. Eat olives to ensure fertility.
26. Toss oats out your back door to ensure that your garden or crop will be bountiful.
27. Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility.
28. Place lilacs around your house to rid yourself of unwanted spirits.
29. Eat lettuce to drive lustful thoughts from your mind.
30. Rub a lettuce leaf over your forehead to help you sleep.
31. Add lemon juice to your bathwater for purification.
32. Eat grapes to increase psychic powers.
33. Carry a blade of grass to increase your psychic powers.
34. Smell dill to get rid of hiccups.
35. If you place a dill sachet over your door, those who wish you ill can not enter your home.
36. Place cotton on an aching tooth, and the pain will ease.
37. Buy cotton to cause rain.
38. Place pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to make a charm to bring back a lost love.
39. Carry a small onion to protect against venomous animals.
40. Eat grapes to increase fertility.
41. Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person to draw out the sickness.
42. Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams.
43. Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares.
44. Walk through the branches of a maple tree to ensure that you will have a long life.
45. Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to dispel evil.
46. Smell peppermint to help you sleep.
47. Hang a pea pod containing nine peas above the door to draw your future mate to you.
48. Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision.
49. Carry peach wood to lengthen your lifespan.
50. Carry a walnut to strengthen your heart muscle.
I just had to do this, couldn’t help myself.
Not much else to say though.
When I get to the end of my life do I want to think back and know that my one big goal in life was to lose weight and get to a certain size? Do I want to think that I obsessed over food and calories and weight loss to the exclusion of everything else?
The one definite answer to that…is a big huge NO!!!!
I want to look back at my life and know that I was healthy (which includes exercising regularly and eating in a manner that is good for me), happy and I experienced lots of things.
When I look back I’m not going to regret not being able to lose that last 30 lbs, I’m going to regret not spending as much time with loved ones and friends. I’m going to regret never going and doing those bellydancing classes because I was afraid. I’m going to regret never going after those big hikes. I’m going to regret not learning more about the world around me and getting to know the people in that world.
So I’ve decided that I am not going to look back and regret. Instead I’m going to look back and be proud of who I was and what I did.
I started today making a list of goals that I want to achieve in life and I’m going to start working towards those goals. And actually doing it, not like the last time I made a list of things I want to do in a year. These are big goals, a little intimidating I’ll admit but I think when I accomplish them they’ll be very worthwhile.
Starting now I’m going to be comfortable with myself and I’m going to turn into the person I want to be.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and make sure you use lots of elbows and knees if you’re going to be out on Black Friday!
For the past two years, one could wipe the ass of a parakeet with the quality of WWE’s Monday Night RAW. Far gone is the days of being the most watched show on cable television. There is a number of reasons for this, too innumerable to go into here.
While I cannot say whether this is no longer the case or not, the comeback is WWE’s for the losing.
For those of you that do not know, the second coming of Chris Jericho has come to pass, and I have high hopes for the world of pro wrestling.
After two years, the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n Rolla is once again on our televisions. Stay tuned for the savior of professional wrestling’s reign.
It would seems that I’ve an abundance of time on my hands during the day, so I’ve crafted a riddle.
Provide the answer to my riddle, and I’ll like you. Fail, and it is a round in the torture chamber.
Resting in the repository of all that is published in the land of the Franks, what was once considered the center of human thought is all that is left of this Siècle des Lumières writer.
Wow it’s been forever since I’ve blogged! And of course Josh hasn’t been picking up the slack cause he’s a looooooooooooooooooooooooooser.
My first awesome, exciting, wanna jump up and down and scream with joy (yes I’m a geek, you’ll know why in a second) news I got my Xbox 360. I ordered it from Walmart.com and got the site to store option on shipping (which was free) but it took FOREVER to get here.
I got it home and no problems so far, I got the cheaper arcade version and I’m already regretting it. I didn’t realize that the demos you can download from Xbox Live are quite large – some of them a gigabyte or more and the little tiny memory card that came with the system just ain’t going to cut it. I should have paid the extra 70 and gotten the one with the nice hard drive; now I’m going to have to save up and pay for one of the hard drives separately. Not to mention that the other one came with a headset and stuff and I’m finding that I have to buy one because some douche on the forums told me my cell phone headset would work and it won’t! I’m also finding I need a bigger tv, apparently my tiny 19 inch screen isn’t big enough because I can’t read the subtitles for most of the games that I’ve tried so far.
So here’s my recommendation if you’re looking to buy:
Now here’s a rundown of my costs so far:
So that’s $442.45 I have now spent on my 360…and I have to buy more shit just to be able to use it the way I want to!
Here’s what I need to get:
So not too much more to get, only another $327.64…and that’s not even buying any actual games for my system. I had NO idea this would be so damned expensive. So mark this as my PSA and just a friendly nudge that it’s going to be way more spendy than you might think.
But for all that….it’s so freaking worth it! Especially when Fable 2 comes out – I’m totally going to be doing the “woohoo woohoo it’s Fable 2” dance. The graphics even on my crappy, old little 19 incher are just awesome and so far I’ve had no problems with my actual system. I believe it has the new chip in it and so it shouldn’t have the overheating problems, but that’s why I bought the stand. It’s just an extra guarantee. Lemme tell you right now though, if this thing breaks I’ll send it in for the warranty fix but the very FIRST time I have to actually pay to have anything at all fixed on this sucker I’m getting rid of it and buying a PS2 and a Wii.
I’m probably going to buy the live subscription kit now and the others hopefully soon; but I’m excited to play live. I can’t wait to kick some Uno butt!
I have other news but this took up so much room I’m quitting now. Give me a reason to blog again tomorrow, right?
I found one of the best sites I’ve ever found thanks to Josh. I love love love it! Just look, you HAVE to.
Just to give you a little taste.
